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Author: Ken
Date: 04-05-04 21:43
I've lost 20 pounds on the Iraqi weight loss plan.
How you ask?
First, get a job over in Iraq.
Second, and here is the great part..you can eat ALL YOU WANT!
Breakfast, biskets that work as hockey pucks or eggs that are runny as hell.
Lunch is always a special surprise from spam sandwiches to what only can be described as a large chuck of what might have been a living animal. I don't know and chances are they don't know either!
Let's not forget about the oh so tasty dinners! Like last night's special..French fries just DRIPPING with oil (yes friends, 4 paper towels ruined patting this stuff down with the oil actually pooling on the plate) and fried fish, carp that was captured in the waste water stream next to the power plant being built.
You too can enjoy this miracle diet. and remember you can have ALL YOU WANT
(fine print: key word is want..cause you have to be NUTS to want any of this. when the healthiest thing you can have for dinner is a snicker's bar..lord help!)
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I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die an American.
Daniel Webster (1782 - 1852)
working to do a little bit of good in this world.
Started May 1, 2003
367/314/250
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Author: Lady
Date: 04-05-04 23:21
Poor thing!!! Although, I guess something good has come out of it! LOL!!!!
Lady
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Author: simply trying
Date: 04-06-04 07:41
oh my poor baby....Well you lost weight from it but try to get some healthy stuff sent your way....Rub some Pb on the hockey puck and suck on it, at least it will give you a bit of protein and make your teeth stronger.....;D G
5` 4 and 3/4 inches
previous weightloss from 2002- 2003
jan 2002 --198 lbs/ down to 160 lbs
start losing weight again July 19th 2004
168 lbs/ 157 lbs / 145 lbs
inches lost from may 5th to-oct 2nd 2004=15.5in
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