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Author: Ken 324/315/315..the last day
Date: 07-12-03 08:38
Devil In The Church
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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see ya on the flip side!
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Author: Jenny210/167/155/145 30days
Date: 07-12-03 08:44
AWW I am going to miss these jokes! Dangit Ken! I see though you made your goal weight congrats! Your an inspiration to us all miss you till you come back to us all! Bye hugs and kisses and all that wonderful stuff hehehe
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Author: Rhapsody 147-142-120
Date: 07-12-03 09:12
Thanks for one last laugh Ken. I am sooo going to miss you. I can't wait until you come back to us. I wish you a great time with Nadine and your new family. I pray that everything works out for you. Please remember that we're always here for you. You are sooo awesome. I love your jokes, but I love what you add to the board most of all. Thanks for your advice on many things and I hope to see you soon. Don't be gone too long now. Cya,
~Bethany~
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