Author: Here we go..
Date: 01-24-03 13:42
Two poems I found which were hilarious today. just thought that I would pass them on for people to have a little giggle:
A Girls Prayer:
Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who says, "You're never wrong".
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask, "How big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to snag my best friend. Amen.
A Boy's Prayer:
Lord,
I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a beer store. Amen
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